<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174</id><updated>2012-02-11T05:09:04.776Z</updated><category term='morocco'/><category term='cooking'/><category term='proposition joe'/><category term='babies'/><category term='current affairs'/><category term='poem'/><category term='the three englishmen'/><category term='irony'/><category term='retards'/><category term='profane'/><category term='comedy'/><category term='edinburgh fringe'/><category term='vienna'/><category term='production'/><category term='the wire'/><category term='fluffer'/><category term='fonts'/><category term='proper job'/><category term='new flat'/><category term='stringer bell'/><category term='marriage'/><category term='relationships'/><category term='5 years'/><category term='fringe'/><category term='theatre'/><category term='acting class'/><category term='dublin'/><category term='conversation with my teenage self'/><category term='prison'/><category term='job'/><category term='closer each day'/><category term='fucking property agents'/><category term='homosexuality'/><category term='hypocrisy'/><category term='tips'/><category term='productions'/><category term='mum'/><category term='email that made my day'/><category term='best friends'/><category term='montage'/><category term='amy winehouse'/><category term='sheraton hotel'/><category term='rice'/><category term='tone'/><category term='phil collins'/><category term='christianity'/><category term='future'/><category term='facebook'/><category term='living alone'/><category term='olive in a bowl'/><category term='business'/><category term='britain'/><category term='huzzah'/><category term='reviews'/><category term='chinese takeaway'/><category term='harrassment'/><category term='stress'/><category term='dear father'/><category term='osama'/><category term='kate middleton'/><category term='haircut'/><category term='music'/><category term='bus fare'/><category term='bedlam theatre'/><category term='depression'/><category term='danger'/><category term='gay rights'/><category term='parents'/><category term='obama'/><category term='borderline autism'/><category term='food'/><category term='sacred'/><category term='america'/><category term='remember this?'/><category term='acting'/><category term='wardrobe'/><category term='china'/><category term='love'/><category term='i am awesome'/><category term='alex ash'/><category term='answer'/><category term='capitalism'/><category term='ink'/><category term='proportionate response'/><category term='mr morency'/><category term='breakups'/><category term='influential literature'/><title type='text'>Not for the Irrational or Conservative</title><subtitle type='html'>23 years old  |  
Born in Singapore  |
  Currently in Edinburgh, Scotland (which I fucking love)</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>150</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-3702012239555844636</id><published>2012-02-07T11:36:00.001Z</published><updated>2012-02-07T11:40:28.090Z</updated><title type='text'>Talking to Mr G</title><summary type='text'>
This is a conversation I had with someone I worked with. Let's call him Mr G.

Mr G: So I'm going to Malaysia end of this month, then Thailand in March and Singapore later on. 

Me: You travel about six or seven times a year, not to cheap holiday deals to Europe, but to Asia. I know how much flights there cost. And I know how much you earn working here. No offence, but it's peanuts. Do you have </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/3702012239555844636/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=3702012239555844636' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/3702012239555844636'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/3702012239555844636'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2012/02/talking-to-mr-g.html' title='Talking to Mr G'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-161174862891579439</id><published>2012-01-06T04:36:00.003Z</published><updated>2012-01-06T04:54:09.194Z</updated><title type='text'>When the shit hits the fan</title><summary type='text'>

"Do what you want. Life's too short." 



I keep telling myself and everyone that.



I've been going about it the wrong way. It's been one compulsion to succeed after another. I push myself, push and push. I emailed my parents a couple days ago, telling them how much I appreciate them supporting me. It hasn't been easy for them, paying 30,000 GBP to see me not become a lawyer. Then to see me </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/161174862891579439/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=161174862891579439' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/161174862891579439'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/161174862891579439'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2012/01/gathering-and-sitting.html' title='When the shit hits the fan'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-3107118085442144967</id><published>2011-12-31T17:51:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-12-31T17:51:12.533Z</updated><title type='text'>This is what I've packed for tonight's New Years party</title><summary type='text'>Happy new year everybody! 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/3107118085442144967/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=3107118085442144967' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/3107118085442144967'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/3107118085442144967'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/12/this-is-what-i-packed-for-tonight-new.html' title='This is what I&amp;#39;ve packed for tonight&amp;#39;s New Years party'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/-hTQZLgbhvpY/Tv9LjmlU4MI/AAAAAAAABQY/b8Yc7kTgIi4/s72-c/2011-12-31%25252017.48.45.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-6261956143364794014</id><published>2011-12-29T19:34:00.000Z</published><updated>2011-12-29T20:05:57.337Z</updated><title type='text'>Moulin Rouge candids</title><summary type='text'>

The full album is here.
This set of photography is brought to you by Daniel Lichota.


The night started off with a few shots of Jaeger (I hate that stuff but Alan likes it), Apple Sourz (which are not pronounced as 'Sewers' Alan!) and Goldschlager. 




Some gambling happened




Craig is a hero. There was a miscommunication and Craig wasn't told about playing that night. But he still turned </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/6261956143364794014/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=6261956143364794014' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/6261956143364794014'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/6261956143364794014'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/12/moulin-rouge-candids.html' title='Moulin Rouge candids'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EcFYEDpGZr4/Tvy8JCcBaRI/AAAAAAAABN4/UHU_6GLNKgk/s72-c/199.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-5158281283452656192</id><published>2011-12-28T18:57:00.000Z</published><updated>2011-12-28T19:07:53.222Z</updated><title type='text'>Narrow escape from Karoshi</title><summary type='text'>

I'm feeling ridiculously happy now. 



I bloody deserve it. 



I've been under a bit of stress lately. 



1) Trying to get a full time job now that my company's started up and running on momentum. 

That doesn't mean I'll be shooting any less- it just means I'll be shooting with a full time job. Which will be challenging, but I'll can handle it. I went out delivering CVs and it was the most </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/5158281283452656192/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=5158281283452656192' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/5158281283452656192'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/5158281283452656192'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/12/ridiculously-happy-after-bout-of-stress.html' title='Narrow escape from Karoshi'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-5874020556876465961</id><published>2011-12-28T15:59:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-12-28T16:05:09.431Z</updated><title type='text'>My company's first party</title><summary type='text'>

Photos from the Alex Ash Moulin Rouge party photobooth are now LIVE. (click on link for all the photos) 



Top Row: Myself. Dory (my best friend). Gemma (one of my models)
Bottom Row: Chris and Gordon (two of my main male actors)






Alan Muszynski- Director of Photography and part-time friend 




Amy Jones- costume designer 




Craig- plays in an awesome band and they've recently recorded</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/5874020556876465961/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=5874020556876465961' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/5874020556876465961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/5874020556876465961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/12/my-companys-first-party.html' title='My company&apos;s first party'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GYZ1J2qLH7s/Tvs5P0HIt3I/AAAAAAAABME/ecezH2XZrVM/s72-c/actors.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-7330825878277935207</id><published>2011-12-13T10:17:00.000Z</published><updated>2011-12-13T10:17:18.636Z</updated><title type='text'>Bad pup in the doghouse</title><summary type='text'>


Was woken up this morning on the couch feeling quite disorientated. Paul started chuckling.

"Awww you're all cosy! You're like a wee oven! And you've kept teddy warm too. You're back in his good books now! You're so beautiful. Your hair's all messy. Awww look at you!" 

All along I just frowned grumpily because I felt cheated out of my warm comfortable bed.

"Why didn't you take me to bed?" I</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/7330825878277935207/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=7330825878277935207' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7330825878277935207'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7330825878277935207'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/12/bad-pup-in-doghouse.html' title='Bad pup in the doghouse'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WEM4NBrJyvU/Tuchq9y5rCI/AAAAAAAABKM/AHqHCH437HY/s72-c/2011-12-13+08.54.53.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-3869447033165214908</id><published>2011-12-13T09:51:00.000Z</published><updated>2011-12-13T09:51:03.243Z</updated><title type='text'>Dating a chef</title><summary type='text'>


Dessert platter (for breakfast) 



Deep fried camembert




Indian bits for starter




Fried beehoon (this was fucking good btw)

The best thing about chefs is you don't have to have a well-stocked fridge. They find it a challenge to take random bits and pieces of food you have in the house and make something awesome from it. 


Although, I probably shouldn't speak for all chefs. Some might </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/3869447033165214908/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=3869447033165214908' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/3869447033165214908'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/3869447033165214908'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/12/dating-chef.html' title='Dating a chef'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MseCXqGJqMc/TucZl6tGV7I/AAAAAAAABJk/pib-vMh3jrw/s72-c/breakfast.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-3692888933630698081</id><published>2011-12-08T13:00:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-12-08T13:04:39.185Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>
Hi Alex.. At what age did you lose your virginity? Just wondering. -Anonymous

21, with a boyfriend I'd been going out with for a year and a half.

Don't use this as a guideline though dear. Age is just a number. It's about how ready you are, what the other person means to you, and what the reason for doing it is.

Also remember: Going on the pill is the safest method. Condoms aren't foolproof </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/3692888933630698081/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=3692888933630698081' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/3692888933630698081'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/3692888933630698081'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/12/hi-alex.html' title=''/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-4980127747837903422</id><published>2011-11-30T14:10:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-11-30T15:31:36.119Z</updated><title type='text'>Female ejaculation and respecting religion</title><summary type='text'>

Fact: 


Female ejaculation does exist. I held an experiment with a control group of 1, and 100% of the subjects reported a positive result. Logic time. It is difficult to prove something doesn't exist. If I say "repressed homosexual Republicans don't exist", I'd have to get all the Republicans in the world and test them. Which is not an easy feat. You wouldn't find many willing volunteers for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/4980127747837903422/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=4980127747837903422' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4980127747837903422'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4980127747837903422'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/11/myth-and-fact-of-day.html' title='Female ejaculation and respecting religion'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-8193782086963352465</id><published>2011-11-29T14:26:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-11-29T14:32:25.374Z</updated><title type='text'>It's going to be a looooong night.</title><summary type='text'>

The Alex Ash Productions Xmas Party - Moulin Rouge! (click on link for Facebook event and RSVP!)















THE WHEN:



(tentative date)

21st December (Wed)



THE WHERE:



The Fiddler's Elbow, on 4 Picardy Place. 

Opposite the Omni Centre. Private function room upstairs with our own bar.



THE WEAR:



Moulin rouge themed. Waist coats, canes, corsets, top hats, glitz, glamour, and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/8193782086963352465/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=8193782086963352465' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8193782086963352465'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8193782086963352465'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/11/its-going-to-be-looooong-night.html' title='It&apos;s going to be a looooong night.'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gKW78XJ3YRU/TtTsKyb9CDI/AAAAAAAABJc/GItsr7KCqEk/s72-c/moulin_rouge.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-5616752562006401814</id><published>2011-11-28T13:23:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-11-28T13:25:27.158Z</updated><title type='text'>Questions for North Korea</title><summary type='text'>
A friend of mine from college is big on the whole media and journalism thing at Uni. He's being sent to North Korea to do some interviews and emailed a handful of us asking if we had any questions for them. I could have sat down and typed out a few questions. But on that very occasion I couldn't be fucked.



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</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/6597404888850832786/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=6597404888850832786' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/6597404888850832786'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/6597404888850832786'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/11/fucking.html' title='Fucking A'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4_clVKF-xnA/TtJgFOtUFtI/AAAAAAAABJM/9nxuvmZNt8k/s72-c/ML+in+relationship.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-4342982802229524913</id><published>2011-11-27T10:49:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-11-27T11:33:54.990Z</updated><title type='text'>The intensity of it all</title><summary type='text'>

In the past 8 weeks, I've laughed, cried, and lived more than I ever have in my life.



Things that have been said to me the past 8 weeks


"I want results, not poor excuses!" -Manager

"You're talking bullshit, and you know it." -Paul

"Vodka makes you sober. Life makes you drunk. Now can I smell your hair?" -Donatas

"Men pander to you. You use your sexuality as a tool. And no one ever says </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/4342982802229524913/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=4342982802229524913' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4342982802229524913'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4342982802229524913'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/11/intensity-of-it-all.html' title='The intensity of it all'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-4018130978209522178</id><published>2011-11-26T14:33:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-11-26T14:42:43.337Z</updated><title type='text'>Things in the past week...</title><summary type='text'>

...that gave me the warm and fuzzies.




Izumi visiting for a weekend. She was so sweet she took care of me because I was ill. She did my dishes, took my rubbish out, got me medicine. The catchphrase of the weekend was this:"Izumi, she's so lovely."




He let me take his photo even though he hates them. I cooked him Hainanese Chicken Rice. Yes, it's intimidating cooking for a chef. Especially</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/4018130978209522178/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=4018130978209522178' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4018130978209522178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4018130978209522178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/11/things-in-past-week.html' title='Things in the past week...'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aP36jwWgixU/TtD2wlPfbCI/AAAAAAAABIE/if1EzEqpF5w/s72-c/2011-11-20+13.30.53.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-7865018849337735733</id><published>2011-11-26T12:12:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-11-26T14:21:36.737Z</updated><title type='text'>5am texts from Singapore</title><summary type='text'>


Ivan's drawing #1




Mum's drawing #1






Dad's drawing #1





Dad's drawing #2




Dad's drawing #3




Dad's drawing #4




Dad's drawing #5


So Mum, Dad and Ivan have been doing these nature art classes back home. And they thought 5am was the best time to show off their masterpieces to Tis and I. Ivan and Mum sent me one of their drawings each, and Dad sent five of them.



It was a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/7865018849337735733/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=7865018849337735733' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7865018849337735733'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7865018849337735733'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/11/5am-texts-from-singapore.html' title='5am texts from Singapore'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-C0G8__kiPUk/TtDXz73Ap_I/AAAAAAAABHM/AHi9K8g7J34/s72-c/IMG-20111126-WA0000_resized.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-1734281510513277364</id><published>2011-11-18T10:57:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-11-18T11:00:16.754Z</updated><title type='text'>That's why I love Dory so much</title><summary type='text'>
On the phone.

Catching up on past 2 weeks of insanity.

"Hang on dear, I'll call you back. There's an injured bird on the grass. I'll call you back." 



This is the only photo I've managed to find of us together, taken in 2004. Young and foolish.Now we're older and still foolish.

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Your blog is quite an interesting read, refreshingly honest and you tell it like it is. I dont agree w many of your points but I respect them. But I was just thinking abt the one night stand thing- here's some food for thought- do you think that whenever you have sex with someone, part of your soul gets fused with him and you lose part of yourself by giving part of yourself to him? 





There</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/1972332743086290420/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=1972332743086290420' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1972332743086290420'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1972332743086290420'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/11/do-you-lose-your-soul-when-having-sex.html' title='Do you lose your soul when having sex?'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-743821806487372077</id><published>2011-11-17T19:38:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-11-17T19:41:54.355Z</updated><title type='text'>Text message I got this morning</title><summary type='text'>
(transposed out of text speak)

"I was in a dark place before I met you. You have showed me there is something to fight for." </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/743821806487372077/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=743821806487372077' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/743821806487372077'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/743821806487372077'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/11/best-text-you-could-receive-in-morning.html' title='Text message I got this morning'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-4111782702902496236</id><published>2011-11-17T18:37:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-11-17T19:11:02.391Z</updated><title type='text'>On one night stands</title><summary type='text'>

The Do's and the Don'ts


(I will use "he/him" to refer to your sexual partner, for simplicity's sake)

Do...

...Check the person's background out. Will you end up cuddling? You don't want that. Will you end up having a good conversation or playing music together? That would be awesome. Will you end up with your body in five bin bags then tossed into the canal (knowing the prick it will be one</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/4111782702902496236/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=4111782702902496236' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4111782702902496236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4111782702902496236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/11/on-one-night-stands.html' title='On one night stands'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-3340504287932029206</id><published>2011-11-17T14:04:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-11-17T14:07:24.436Z</updated><title type='text'>Tattoo</title><summary type='text'>






I'm thinking of getting a tattoo.

Have got something in mind. But suggestions are welcome. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/3340504287932029206/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=3340504287932029206' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/3340504287932029206'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/3340504287932029206'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/11/tattoo.html' title='Tattoo'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-6884715330357151010</id><published>2011-11-16T20:28:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-11-16T20:54:35.400Z</updated><title type='text'>My open attitude towards sex</title><summary type='text'>
are your parents alright with your open attitude towards sex? Coming from a Singaporean culture that must be tricky, right? How do you deal with it?

Of course they're not. But I don't rub my open attitude into their faces. There's a difference between choosing to live my life the way I want to, and rubbing their noses into it. The former is adult maturity, the latter is teenage rebellion.

I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/6884715330357151010/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=6884715330357151010' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/6884715330357151010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/6884715330357151010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/11/my-open-attitude-towards-sex.html' title='My open attitude towards sex'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-5449657640770234212</id><published>2011-11-16T19:51:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-11-16T20:20:59.222Z</updated><title type='text'>Quotes from last shoot (Cat horror)</title><summary type='text'>


Pass me my bong. (referring to my water glass)-Alex, director

How rapey do you want it? -Alan, DoP

I'm taking my jeans off now, don't get too excited. -Gordon, male talent

Actually Anna, instead of doing the sound now, I'd like you to go lie next to Gordon. -Alex (matter-of-factly), director

(Door bell rings. Everyone freezes in surprise.) It's the cat. -Knox (ominously), lights

This is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/5449657640770234212/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=5449657640770234212' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/5449657640770234212'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/5449657640770234212'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/11/quotes-from-last-shoot-cat-horror.html' title='Quotes from last shoot (Cat horror)'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-4420148004984677327</id><published>2011-11-15T13:54:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-11-15T13:54:18.023Z</updated><title type='text'>I am keeping a real life chef hostage in my house right now</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/4420148004984677327/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=4420148004984677327' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4420148004984677327'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4420148004984677327'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/11/blog-post_15.html' title='I am keeping a real life chef hostage in my house right now'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/-vgLJD5dVi4U/TsJvAy8b9LI/AAAAAAAABG4/4zk6XoPj_V8/s72-c/2011-11-15%25252013.49.09.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-2585421143482026626</id><published>2011-11-11T09:20:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-11-11T10:15:28.141Z</updated><title type='text'>London trippin'</title><summary type='text'>
Oh London. I find you endlessly exciting but I can never stay for too long. Too many people, the tube makes me want to eat my own fist, and everything's expensive and slightly impersonal.

Met two good friends of mine, Nick and Izumi, and had a good time catching up.


Fishworks @ Piccadilly Circus

Met a fantastic scriptwriter in Starbucks. Heavily drugged up on meds, I continued writing "Table</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/2585421143482026626/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=2585421143482026626' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/2585421143482026626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/2585421143482026626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/11/london-magic.html' title='London trippin&apos;'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-z_7pJCO7K3E/TrzvF05BtFI/AAAAAAAABGM/As_91Pu1b4U/s72-c/fishworks-swallow-street-london-1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-3593515663583508203</id><published>2011-11-07T10:18:00.000Z</published><updated>2011-11-07T10:18:07.988Z</updated><title type='text'>Life and Death, Michael Giacchino</title><summary type='text'>




One of Michael Giacchino's best pieces yet. At the end of Lost, the orchestra played it live at Hawaii and fans, cast and crew shed tears. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/3593515663583508203/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=3593515663583508203' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/3593515663583508203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/3593515663583508203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/11/life-and-death-michael-giacchino.html' title='Life and Death, Michael Giacchino'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-7591948555556626285</id><published>2011-11-06T21:02:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-11-06T21:02:13.646Z</updated><title type='text'>Just your average week</title><summary type='text'>
Been an insane week. 

Best friend had a heart attack. Suspected but not medically confirmed. Laughing and joking while she was at the A&amp;E and then hung up. Hit me like a slapper five minutes later and called her again, this time bawling.

Shouting match with head chef at work. Then again he's an easy target. He's got standing veins tattooed on his neck.

Tryst with what turned out to be nephew </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/7591948555556626285/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=7591948555556626285' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7591948555556626285'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7591948555556626285'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/11/just-your-average-week.html' title='Just your average week'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-8044268706355430377</id><published>2011-11-05T16:23:00.003Z</published><updated>2011-11-05T16:23:44.200Z</updated><title type='text'>Loneliness</title><summary type='text'>


Loneliness is the negative emotion you feel when you are disconnected from others. Being alone is merely not being in the physical presence of others. Separate the idea of loneliness from the idea of being alone, and act accordingly. -Coke Talk


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High as a kite last night. Saw Paul blu-tack my shit to my table and took a photo to remind myself. Funny as fuck.



</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/1878116890816071322/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=1878116890816071322' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1878116890816071322'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1878116890816071322'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/11/blutack.html' title='Blutack'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HLzfYjxjL8A/TrEVGbhmpgI/AAAAAAAABF0/vKwDR9b6YGI/s72-c/Shit+on+my+table.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-673594943889355122</id><published>2011-10-27T13:58:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-27T14:04:16.822+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Skyping my parents</title><summary type='text'>


Most of the time we're on Skype it's me waiting around while they make tea, look for biscuits and snacks and sometimes ignore me while watching their Korean drama. 



Can't remember what Mum was so distressed about. As you can see, Dad and I aren't too sympathetic. 




This is literally taken 5 minutes later. Menopausal women!



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</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/1937723932848919758/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=1937723932848919758' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1937723932848919758'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1937723932848919758'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-2542417641843632409</id><published>2011-10-26T18:06:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-26T18:06:18.955+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Today I realised that...</title><summary type='text'>

...I'm not afraid of being miserable.

I'm actually afraid of being happy.

And I've been so fucking happy here in Scotland I'm in perpetual fear that I will wake up and it will all have been a dream. The people I've found, my job, Alex Ash productions, everything.

However, it is time to let go of the fear and let myself be happy. I fucking deserve it.
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/2542417641843632409/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=2542417641843632409' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/2542417641843632409'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/2542417641843632409'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/today-i-realised-that.html' title='Today I realised that...'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-6414590979276034812</id><published>2011-10-22T13:00:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-22T13:00:10.553+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Chicken soup</title><summary type='text'>Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore. 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/6414590979276034812/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=6414590979276034812' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/6414590979276034812'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/6414590979276034812'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/chicken-soup.html' title='Chicken soup'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh4.ggpht.com/-YZgcO6kNCZk/TqKwSLTts5I/AAAAAAAABDs/SgIW37CvIvU/s72-c/2011-10-22%25252012.59.11.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-2181977295909696867</id><published>2011-10-22T12:27:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-22T12:32:56.790+01:00</updated><title type='text'>I got this unexpected gift yesterday morning...</title><summary type='text'>A bunch of roses
A crate of fruit
Chocolate 
Sausage mcmuffin which I've now consumed. 
... And they say romance is dead.
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quite sad that you censor the comments on your blog. I wonder how many comments you really get and don't put online. So whos the coward now, not accepting other peoples opinions? fyi there is a setting on blogspot to automatically publish comments. 




I had my setting switched on automatic publishing before, but some idiots abused the privilege. 



My blog is an outlet for me to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/5142549779702843755/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=5142549779702843755' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/5142549779702843755'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/5142549779702843755'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/quite-sad-that-you-censor-comments-on.html' title=''/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-8508591552040264849</id><published>2011-10-11T16:35:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-11T16:36:05.942+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Was reading this</title><summary type='text'>...when I received an email telling me The Atheist Review is following me on Twitter. 
It must be God's will. 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/8508591552040264849/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=8508591552040264849' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8508591552040264849'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8508591552040264849'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/was-reading-this.html' title='Was reading this'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/-SJ7-t35C8NQ/TpRiLEuUBxI/AAAAAAAABDI/tKJNNrsrRwU/s72-c/1318347254176.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-1125709406221973685</id><published>2011-10-11T15:48:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-11T15:48:31.772+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Holyrood Park</title><summary type='text'>Pantheistic appreciation of nature. 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/1125709406221973685/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=1125709406221973685' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1125709406221973685'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1125709406221973685'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/holyrood-park.html' title='Holyrood Park'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/-2NDUUswz0fk/TpRXMGJqNfI/AAAAAAAABDA/_VqzVDXhKTk/s72-c/2011-10-11%25252015.47.51.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-5170575282023048678</id><published>2011-10-11T13:36:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-11T13:36:50.614+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Life is too short</title><summary type='text'>To do a trial run. 
This is the real thing. Live it. 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/5170575282023048678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=5170575282023048678' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/5170575282023048678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/5170575282023048678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/life-is-too-short.html' title='Life is too short'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/-8VQNkAk5BVo/TpQ4LxftfvI/AAAAAAAABCw/pokrNZljlzE/s72-c/2011-10-11%25252013.35.10.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-8089304286264753298</id><published>2011-10-11T13:31:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-11T13:31:34.327+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Edinburgh</title><summary type='text'>You are so fucking beautiful.
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/8089304286264753298/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=8089304286264753298' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8089304286264753298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8089304286264753298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/edinburgh.html' title='Edinburgh'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/-0f03_st1AIU/TpQ3JJy5A9I/AAAAAAAABCo/Up-7zovOBsM/s72-c/2011-10-11%25252013.30.49.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-9006391298884324051</id><published>2011-10-10T12:49:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-10T12:50:02.041+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Apple vs Samsung</title><summary type='text'>













You're clearly an uninformed girl with little knowledge of the industry you speak of. Apple have indirectly created thousands of jobs. Who do you think makes third party iPhone apps, games, hardware accessories, iPod docks...?

They've created far more jobs than you claim have been lost because of competition. The reality is that other companies (Samsung) have been one step behind </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/9006391298884324051/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=9006391298884324051' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/9006391298884324051'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/9006391298884324051'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/apple-vs-samsung.html' title='Apple vs Samsung'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-2549464953058008196</id><published>2011-10-09T18:59:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-09T18:59:57.996+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Still going on about Hitler</title><summary type='text'>













i wanted to write a big comment but i got tired of typing as i am using a Samsung phone which should explain my lack of punctuation so here's the brief version:

1.) dont describe yourself as open minded if you dont allow criticism and then attack a persons mean of communication. your first language is not English and i would never comment on your errors cause this is a Blog to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/2549464953058008196/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=2549464953058008196' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/2549464953058008196'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/2549464953058008196'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/still-going-on-about-hitler.html' title='Still going on about Hitler'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-1272900706764992010</id><published>2011-10-08T18:19:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-08T18:19:02.622+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Horror</title><summary type='text'>
You know what real horror is?

It's walking into a charity shop with 5 boxes of clothes, seeing a roomful of old ladies (we're talking white hair, probably in their 70s), then realising what you've labelled your boxes.


"Dead babies"



"Used condoms"



"Only stolen goods"



"Severed pet horse"

Thankfully, they had a sense of humour.


</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/1272900706764992010/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=1272900706764992010' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1272900706764992010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1272900706764992010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/horror.html' title='Horror'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-8220685582531606163</id><published>2011-10-08T18:08:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-08T18:24:08.001+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Being flakey</title><summary type='text'>
I was meant to take an overnight coach to Sheffield. I wanted to be with Tis to celebrate Rustie.


Phone call to Tis

"Hi... I'm really sorry I won't be coming down."

"Hey no it's alright if you're busy." 

"I'm not, I just missed the coach I booked."

"How did you do that?!"

"Well, I'm at a bar, there's a hot guy talking to me, I got distracted..." 

"WHAT! You know, it would actually make </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/8220685582531606163/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=8220685582531606163' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8220685582531606163'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8220685582531606163'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/being-flakey.html' title='Being flakey'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-918704802019272769</id><published>2011-10-08T15:19:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-08T15:26:28.069+01:00</updated><title type='text'>All you need in life</title><summary type='text'>Fucking good friends. Who helped me move a car full of things to the charity shops and got me this stuff to cheer me up. 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/918704802019272769/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=918704802019272769' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/918704802019272769'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/918704802019272769'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/all-you-need-in-life.html' title='All you need in life'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/-apoLFzAYjqM/TpBcBkpei0I/AAAAAAAABCg/bKipZczrCvY/s72-c/2011-10-08%25252015.18.17.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-7277290413593730262</id><published>2011-10-08T11:39:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-08T11:41:16.004+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Jobs vs Hitler</title><summary type='text'>













a bit over the top comparing Steve jobs to Hitler. mass murderers should be compared but not ceos of a company regardless of what they did as long as they didn't gas a few million people. Steve jobs can be called unethical and not an immense supporter of tackling world hunger or world peace but please dont insult people by putting a Steve jobs, a man who owned a company and a mass </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/7277290413593730262/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=7277290413593730262' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7277290413593730262'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7277290413593730262'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/jobs-vs-hitler.html' title='Jobs vs Hitler'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-4356252439470930691</id><published>2011-10-07T12:03:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-07T12:07:54.943+01:00</updated><title type='text'>RIP Rustie</title><summary type='text'>
I woke this morning to news that our dog back home had passed away from cancer. We'd read the diagnosis 2 months ago, and decided not to put her through chemotherapy as it wouldn't lengthen her lifespan by much and cause a lot of pain. I guess I was daftly hoping it would just go away, that she would cure herself with her magical puppy powers.



Magic puppy!


My 3 favourite memories of Rustie:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/4356252439470930691/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=4356252439470930691' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4356252439470930691'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4356252439470930691'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/rip-rustie.html' title='RIP Rustie'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-i-JCmRdXfaI/To7YPHinoeI/AAAAAAAABCc/1w6fPAWxE5o/s72-c/DSCF1487.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-7368727926040528500</id><published>2011-10-07T03:23:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-07T03:27:50.237+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>

"You don't sound too happy with your life at the moment... Please do cheer up. Remember there are lots of people who love and support you. Stay strong, don't let the bullies get the best out of you, live your life your way and tell the world you can do it! :)

I'm just a random visitor, but I am genuinely concerned with your situation! I hope it gets better, you are a beautiful person and so so</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/7368727926040528500/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=7368727926040528500' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7368727926040528500'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7368727926040528500'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/you-dont-sound-too-happy-with-your-life.html' title=''/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-6078106154860739519</id><published>2011-10-06T23:49:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-06T23:52:39.816+01:00</updated><title type='text'>RIP Steve Jobs</title><summary type='text'>
I hate admitting this, but I am actually gutted about Steve Jobs'.

He was a completely unethical mercenary bastard when it came to Apple, but fuck, you can't deny how much he's changed our way of functioning.

Now I guess it's a fraction more justified feeling upset about his death. Since on a spectrum of bastardy, he's up toward Hitler's scale but not completely. He's screwed Samsung over, and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/6078106154860739519/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=6078106154860739519' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/6078106154860739519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/6078106154860739519'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/rip-steve-jobs.html' title='RIP Steve Jobs'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-8292077837955066770</id><published>2011-10-06T12:37:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-06T12:37:25.036+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Insanely Great</title><summary type='text'>




4am. Sleep continued to elude me like a coquettish lover,
playing mind games and twisting words into fantasies. 



I went for a rehearsal today for a play directed by
Scotland’s top advocate and written by a regular contributor to the Scottish
newspapers. (They’re both lovely by the way.)



“A new noodle bar at Picardy Place has its grand opening on
Friday, it’s gonna be fantastic, we </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/8292077837955066770/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=8292077837955066770' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8292077837955066770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8292077837955066770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/insanely-great.html' title='Insanely Great'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-1007745940135153121</id><published>2011-10-06T12:37:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-06T12:37:14.226+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Getting there</title><summary type='text'>


My space saving kitchen



My prop and costume cupboard. Spot the Lady Baba bomb!




Yes, it's slanted on purpose. I don't see why sleeping lady needs to be completely prone.




Still need to sort out my clothes, which is the most tedious bit.




My CD and DVD collection




Paintings from Prague and aromatherapy 




Book case, probably my favourite part of the house.Still need to sell off</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/1007745940135153121/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=1007745940135153121' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1007745940135153121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1007745940135153121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/getting-there.html' title='Getting there'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lSeJxFENGyw/To2C7mzweqI/AAAAAAAABBs/0DahFyLm1yY/s72-c/2011-10-05+14.23.52.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-6350766592736140486</id><published>2011-10-05T11:02:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-05T11:02:58.843+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Fair warning</title><summary type='text'>
"If I ever see you at my house again I will fuck you over. I will call the cops. You understand?"

Doesn't get clearer than that. 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/6350766592736140486/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=6350766592736140486' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/6350766592736140486'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/6350766592736140486'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/fair-warning.html' title='Fair warning'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-3613136762972010703</id><published>2011-10-03T12:05:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2011-10-03T12:05:06.390+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='living alone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='danger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new flat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='harrassment'/><title type='text'>Living alone</title><summary type='text'>
What. The. Fuck. Last night was terrifying.


Someone was knocking on my door persistently last night at 2am. 



I jumped, and didn't answer. Couldn't see who it was because I didn't have a peephole. 





Lukas and I broke up Saturday and last night was my second night alone in my flat. Now typing this in the light of day it seems all so terribly silly to be so scared but note that:



1) It's</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/3613136762972010703/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=3613136762972010703' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/3613136762972010703'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/3613136762972010703'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/10/living-alone.html' title='Living alone'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-4252913258138134971</id><published>2011-09-18T16:26:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-18T16:33:41.211+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Good news</title><summary type='text'>The Dominion Cinema has agreed to screen my film! 
They normally charge £19 per head for independent screenings but now I can use their biggest theatre (260 seating capacity) for free. 
Proceeds go to the Chest Heart and Stroke Foundation. 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/4252913258138134971/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=4252913258138134971' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4252913258138134971'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4252913258138134971'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/good-news.html' title='Good news'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-4012419176783692206</id><published>2011-09-18T16:22:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-18T16:23:16.214+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Auditions</title><summary type='text'>Helping sell incontinence pampers for decades. 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/4012419176783692206/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=4012419176783692206' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4012419176783692206'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4012419176783692206'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/auditions.html' title='Auditions'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-8500792524868111832</id><published>2011-09-12T21:51:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-12T21:51:46.931+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Godamn</title><summary type='text'>I've just got some fucking good news! To be announced on Friday. Fucking overjoyed. Xxx 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/8500792524868111832/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=8500792524868111832' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8500792524868111832'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8500792524868111832'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/godamn.html' title='Godamn'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-7525347627991340431</id><published>2011-09-12T19:06:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-12T19:14:24.689+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy 14 months</title><summary type='text'>&lt;p&gt;Lukas took me out to Reverie. &lt;/p&gt;
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/7525347627991340431/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=7525347627991340431' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7525347627991340431'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7525347627991340431'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/happy-14-months.html' title='Happy 14 months'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh4.ggpht.com/-Ah9iQ22KPNg/Tm5L_nt32PI/AAAAAAAAA_A/qOrXHiE3nVs/s72-c/2011-09-09%25252019.24.36-1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-1906371574789999540</id><published>2011-09-12T19:04:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-12T19:04:35.226+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Goodbye for good, Bristol</title><summary type='text'>Spot lukas photobombing. So cute! 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/1906371574789999540/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=1906371574789999540' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1906371574789999540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1906371574789999540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/goodbye-for-good-bristol.html' title='Goodbye for good, Bristol'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/-F8tLHq6mMpQ/Tm5JnSFZHFI/AAAAAAAAA-0/nYkoAxPiCyI/s72-c/2011-09-11%25252011.07.36.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-8819075148540191017</id><published>2011-09-12T18:57:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-12T18:57:43.437+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Storyboard planning with Vince</title><summary type='text'>So psyched! 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/8819075148540191017/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=8819075148540191017' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8819075148540191017'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8819075148540191017'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/storyboard-planning-with-vince.html' title='Storyboard planning with Vince'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/-dA0-pHtbh7k/Tm5IFYTpLiI/AAAAAAAAA-w/mj24N8-LpcI/s72-c/shot_1315850139688.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-553181477009927683</id><published>2011-09-12T18:22:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-12T18:26:01.228+01:00</updated><title type='text'>3 things that piss me off:</title><summary type='text'>1. People who are stupid yet shove themselves in others' face instead of quietly minding their own business, where their stupidity wouldn't be so offensive. 
2. People who are ignorant and unexposed to other cultures and proud of it. 
3. The sheer amount of shit television on air right now. 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/553181477009927683/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=553181477009927683' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/553181477009927683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/553181477009927683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/3-things-that-piss-me-off.html' title='3 things that piss me off:'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-7917567444643195673</id><published>2011-09-12T18:18:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-12T18:18:17.993+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Q.E.D. my last blog post</title><summary type='text'>Some idiot accused me of libel in the "Re: I win" entry. 
The reason stated was "just because it was implied doesn't mean it wasn't mentioned". 
You need to specifically name an individual to legally defame him/her. Implication is the exact opposite of specific mention. Besides, accusing someone of being a virgin isn't considered defamatory. Go read a law textbook, then you can attempt to dispute</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/7917567444643195673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=7917567444643195673' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7917567444643195673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7917567444643195673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/qed-my-last-blog-post.html' title='Q.E.D. my last blog post'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-8712591035882189263</id><published>2011-09-12T16:28:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-12T16:31:05.235+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Why are you moderating comments? -Anonymous</title><summary type='text'>I am all for the freedom of speech but some idiots really abuse that. 
In fact, they abuse the Art 2 right to life. 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/8712591035882189263/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=8712591035882189263' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8712591035882189263'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8712591035882189263'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/why-are-you-moderating-comments.html' title='Why are you moderating comments? -Anonymous'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-5415075200736381638</id><published>2011-09-12T13:01:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-12T13:04:33.505+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Evolutionarily speaking, how close are you to a pokemon?</title><summary type='text'>
Pretty close. It's pikachu--&gt; EVOLVE!  --&gt; raichu -EVOLVE! --&gt; me!

Still small and yellow but with a few more superpowers.




</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/5415075200736381638/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=5415075200736381638' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/5415075200736381638'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/5415075200736381638'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/evolutionarily-speaking-how-close-are.html' title='Evolutionarily speaking, how close are you to a pokemon?'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-6537680547319250765</id><published>2011-09-12T12:58:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-12T13:03:31.502+01:00</updated><title type='text'>What's wrong with virgins? -Anonymous</title><summary type='text'>
Nothing's wrong with virgins. Losing your virginity is something that should be special, with someone that you love. I always tell my friends it's worth the wait for someone who loves them. They can whore around all they want after but the first time should be special I think. I'm not a one-night-stand kind of girl, I don't think I could handle the emotional detachment. But I don't disapprove of</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/6537680547319250765/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=6537680547319250765' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/6537680547319250765'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/6537680547319250765'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/whats-wrong-with-virgins-anonymous.html' title='What&apos;s wrong with virgins? -Anonymous'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-3910296531898787288</id><published>2011-09-12T12:46:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-12T13:04:13.897+01:00</updated><title type='text'>What made you so angry? Hugggggg &gt;.&lt; -Anonymous</title><summary type='text'>
I was bullied by a group of people (Let's call them Group X) for over a year.

I decided to forget about it, leave the group and be happy with my own friends.

I never speak badly about them to mutual friends, I just literally... forgot about it. For a year.

3 days ago, one of that group (Let's call him A) sent me a rude and unnecessary text using someone else's phone (completely unprovoked). I</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/3910296531898787288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=3910296531898787288' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/3910296531898787288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/3910296531898787288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/what-made-you-so-angry-hugggggg.html' title='What made you so angry? Hugggggg &gt;.&lt; -Anonymous'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-1830417584900368519</id><published>2011-09-11T22:47:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-11T22:47:41.275+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Hello Bullies</title><summary type='text'>All of you just proved that you really are the bullies I said you were. An entire group of people targeting an individual, especially someone struggling with depression. Shame on you. This incident was provoked by one of you, not me. 
There is a difference between being an immature ass and simply standing up for myself. 
It's really pathetic to hate someone so much and then Google their blog and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/1830417584900368519/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=1830417584900368519' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1830417584900368519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1830417584900368519'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/hello-bullies.html' title='Hello Bullies'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-8923864018392834669</id><published>2011-09-11T22:24:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-11T23:08:20.987+01:00</updated><title type='text'>This shit's about to get real</title><summary type='text'>





That is just a cheap cover for the fact that I am working with a few of the most talented people in Britain. And bloody honoured about it as well. 

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If this keeps up, I'll soon be able to earn money through Google ads on my blog! 



To all you crazy motherfuckers out there: Keep reading. Keep it real. x

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No wonder you didn't text back if your fingers were that busy, love. -Anonymous



Look up the definition of sex. Masturbation isn't included. You poor poor thing. If you think it is, you've been missing out.













Great you lost your virginity...It's obvious from a comment as pathetic as this why you have also managed to lose so many good friends too. -Anonymous



I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/2895647123370708034/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=2895647123370708034' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/2895647123370708034'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/2895647123370708034'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/cowardly-comments-on-re-i-win.html' title='Cowardly comments on Re: &quot;I win&quot;'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-972385734906256698</id><published>2011-09-10T10:02:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-10T10:02:17.712+01:00</updated><title type='text'>ROAD TRIP</title><summary type='text'>
Definitely on the playlist:






</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/972385734906256698/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=972385734906256698' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/972385734906256698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/972385734906256698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/road-trip.html' title='ROAD TRIP'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-6464357797161334545</id><published>2011-09-10T09:50:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-10T09:50:26.776+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy birthday silly face</title><summary type='text'>



</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/6464357797161334545/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=6464357797161334545' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/6464357797161334545'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/6464357797161334545'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/happy-birthday-silly-face.html' title='Happy birthday silly face'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-23NGtHa1IJY/TmskcU5r7qI/AAAAAAAAA-o/C8rDI1FedIY/s72-c/IMGP1474.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-7080718702396171319</id><published>2011-09-10T09:43:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-10T09:43:45.589+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Re: "I win"</title><summary type='text'>
While I was having sex, you were texting me using someone else's phone.

Lose your virginity then we'll talk. For now, you don't get to play with the big kids.
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I've just found out one of my friends has done time before... twice.

That just made him dramatically more attractive. I'm hoping it'll wear off, or I might see a therapist. 
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"We hope you won't ever need us, but if you do, we're here." -St John's Ambulance

"We hope you won't ever need us, but if you do, we're here." -Injury Lawyers

I believe the former but not the latter, but maybe that's just me being cynical...
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I'll miss the batshit crazy people in the cast of 'Closer Each Day'.





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Can there still be room for the sacred and profane in today's world? 
-Anonymous

You're reading it now sweetheart.



What is the most influential piece of literature you've read? 
-Anonymous

'The Dog and Mr Morency' by H.E. Bates.

It's a short story about 10 pages long, but it taught me that fiction can be as real and matter as much as life itself. I spent 2 hours arguing with my literature </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/7976367155808121244/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=7976367155808121244' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7976367155808121244'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7976367155808121244'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/mass-manufactured-answers.html' title='Mass manufactured answers'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-8067653641263593015</id><published>2011-09-08T11:03:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-08T11:07:54.279+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Pandas</title><summary type='text'>


hahaha!! What were you prior to writing this...

China might plummet in a few years time though when the Americans finally snap at their huge debt, fly to china and steal all the pandas, and declare "what is a trillion, REALLY, isn't it just lots of zeros ticking on displays and paper but not really real money, so lets just reset and start over guys!".

I dunno why they'll steal the pandas, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/8067653641263593015/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=8067653641263593015' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8067653641263593015'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8067653641263593015'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/pandas.html' title='Pandas'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-7596546005506424114</id><published>2011-09-07T14:48:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-07T14:48:31.681+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Edinburgh</title><summary type='text'>I am actually properly happy in this city of bagpipes, military arrogance and haggis. Why? Because it has so much more than I've just described. 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/7596546005506424114/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=7596546005506424114' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7596546005506424114'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7596546005506424114'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/edinburgh.html' title='Edinburgh'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh4.ggpht.com/-zF3HWimDsTE/Tmd2LYrHovI/AAAAAAAAA-g/wdPfmTFI-xM/s72-c/shot_1315402952603.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-5003392387144616902</id><published>2011-09-07T11:34:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-07T11:39:07.442+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alex ash'/><title type='text'>Why is your professional name Alex Ash? Why not just use your real name? -Anonymous</title><summary type='text'>
I would love to, except 'Melissa Low' is an advertising nightmare.

Alex Ash is alliterative. Easy to remember.
It is a fricative-sibilant. Sexy and dangerous to pronounce.
Rhythmically, rolls off your tongue better.

One of the reasons Gaga's famous is that even babies can pronounce her name.


Say it with me, Alex Ash. Alex Ash. Alex Ash.



</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/5003392387144616902/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=5003392387144616902' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/5003392387144616902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/5003392387144616902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/why-is-your-professional-name-alex-ash.html' title='Why is your professional name Alex Ash? Why not just use your real name? -Anonymous'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-6157284032160634948</id><published>2011-09-07T11:17:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-07T11:17:22.832+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rice'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='china'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='capitalism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='britain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bus fare'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='america'/><title type='text'>Do you think capitalism is on its way out? -Anonymous</title><summary type='text'>
Are you kidding me?!

As long as America exists, capitalism will. They are still the big playground bullies, more so than ever now sneering at Britain's already-crippled economy hobble its way into recess. (no pun intended)

Give it 10 years and China will be a slitty-eyed version of America, except with rice as their currency.

As for Britain, I was on the bus yesterday and realised the bus </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/6157284032160634948/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=6157284032160634948' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/6157284032160634948'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/6157284032160634948'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/do-you-think-capitalism-is-on-its-way.html' title='Do you think capitalism is on its way out? -Anonymous'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-9051164575413158822</id><published>2011-09-07T11:02:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-07T11:03:39.152+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='phil collins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><title type='text'>Do you like Phil Collins?       -Anonymous</title><summary type='text'>









Hell yes. 



'On my way' is in my top 10 favourites songs.



Yes, his songs are very sentimental. Then again, Charles Dickens was accused of that too. And I'll pick sentimental over angsty-emo any time. 



He also never learnt how to write or read conventional music manuscripts, he actually devised his own system. A modern Beethoven rebel.



Besides, I always have a soft spot for a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/9051164575413158822/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=9051164575413158822' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/9051164575413158822'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/9051164575413158822'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/do-you-like-phil-collins-anonymous.html' title='Do you like Phil Collins?       -Anonymous'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-7837945637879189898</id><published>2011-09-07T10:51:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-07T10:53:09.730+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='acting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='production'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fluffer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parents'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='future'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='5 years'/><title type='text'>Where do you see yourself in 5 years' time? -Anonymous</title><summary type='text'>
It's a good question, because I tend to think of it in terms of where I don't see myself.

I don't see myself living off my parents' money, doing something I have no passion for (my law degree which thankfully I survived), and living out of my suitcase (unless doing something terribly exciting like being a spy). And definitely not on BBC's new child, 'Young, Dumb and Living off Mum'. 



And the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/7837945637879189898/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=7837945637879189898' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7837945637879189898'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7837945637879189898'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/where-do-you-see-yourself-in-5-years.html' title='Where do you see yourself in 5 years&apos; time? -Anonymous'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--8Ot9SndUAY/Tmc-NutzuVI/AAAAAAAAA-c/Gv0Gj50xFnY/s72-c/young+dumb.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-4148975775064649634</id><published>2011-09-06T16:47:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-06T16:47:10.509+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Divine intervention</title><summary type='text'>
Whats up? - Anonymous

What's up? I am fucking exhausted because I am working all day and all night and all weekend.

Singapore? -Anonymous

Yeah I'm from Singapore but studied in Bristol and now in Edinburgh trying to be a grown up. Which is tough. You?

What is actually ur name? -Anonymous

Melissa Low Yanlin. Yanlin is my chinese name, but people here mix it up and think it's my last name, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/4148975775064649634/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=4148975775064649634' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4148975775064649634'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4148975775064649634'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/divine-intervention.html' title='Divine intervention'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-602918816250771175</id><published>2011-09-06T16:15:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-06T16:15:19.077+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Our canal</title><summary type='text'>One of the happiest times with Tis. 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/602918816250771175/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=602918816250771175' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/602918816250771175'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/602918816250771175'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/our-canal_06.html' title='Our canal'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/-im12Z37oqy4/TmY5BVU5cII/AAAAAAAAA-U/DDfcA5AmiEE/s72-c/shot_1315315984936.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-1198843957913506918</id><published>2011-09-05T22:36:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-05T22:36:47.466+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Strength of a woman</title><summary type='text'>







To my girlfriends.

esp Sherry, Sophie, Dory, Chieh, Izumi and Lav. 

You girls haven't been through the easiest of times lately. 

Yet you are all fighters.

And you are all amazing. 

And you're going to get through this like a motherfucking champion.



&lt;3 me



</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/1198843957913506918/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=1198843957913506918' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1198843957913506918'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1198843957913506918'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/strength-of-woman.html' title='Strength of a woman'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-3985337479722548990</id><published>2011-09-05T19:37:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-05T19:37:27.529+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Apple sues Samsung</title><summary type='text'>
I think Samsung should fight back.

And if you use an iPhone, I hope you die.




</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/3985337479722548990/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=3985337479722548990' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/3985337479722548990'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/3985337479722548990'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/apple-sues-samsung.html' title='Apple sues Samsung'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JkSzyGFmaMc/TmUWnzHbhGI/AAAAAAAAA-Q/3UL4i4PVodY/s72-c/android+wins.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-7208293392637808634</id><published>2011-09-04T13:30:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-04T13:30:47.779+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy birthday</title><summary type='text'>
... to the best dad in the world.


Dad, one of my biggest heroes



Skyped my family (yay for smartphones!) while they were on their hike, and they made me decide which route they should take. I didn't think I was the best person to judge the difficulty level of the routes, if you know what I mean.

I told them to take the gentlest slope because I could so see mum getting grumpy over a steep </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/7208293392637808634/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=7208293392637808634' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7208293392637808634'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7208293392637808634'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/happy-birthday.html' title='Happy birthday'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gPNNeWGFOME/TmNu_HdGsUI/AAAAAAAAA-E/KFSmH30fvfw/s72-c/grad+37.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-1061522232214144995</id><published>2011-09-04T13:18:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-04T13:24:29.480+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Yes I mean business</title><summary type='text'>
Yesterday I met very talented people during the production meeting.

Second production meeting today for those who couldn't make it yesterday. Very excited.

Couldn't book a meeting room like yesterday because nowhere's open on Sundays so Starbucks on Princes' Street will have to do.

When I can afford it, the meetings will be held here:



Glass room @ The Hub 


Just put in a box at the side </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/1061522232214144995/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=1061522232214144995' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1061522232214144995'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/1061522232214144995'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/yes-i-mean-business.html' title='Yes I mean business'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ogn0_KNCmLA/TmNrrGgqhtI/AAAAAAAAA-A/_R0yj7drJwQ/s72-c/Glass+room.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-2127041382202873251</id><published>2011-09-03T15:47:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-03T15:47:58.999+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Cool meeting room</title><summary type='text'>Free coffee and tea, yay!
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/2127041382202873251/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=2127041382202873251' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/2127041382202873251'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/2127041382202873251'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/cool-meeting-room.html' title='Cool meeting room'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/-XSf3dT7vNMU/TmI-HZj393I/AAAAAAAAA98/7THVuMv6KEY/s72-c/2011-09-03%25252015.46.10.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-5408190936453078446</id><published>2011-09-03T13:00:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-03T13:03:20.371+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='acting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='huzzah'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='productions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alex ash'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='business'/><title type='text'>3 hours</title><summary type='text'>

... to the first production meeting. Frothing with excitement. Frothing. 




Name card


</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/5408190936453078446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=5408190936453078446' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/5408190936453078446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/5408190936453078446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/3-hours.html' title='3 hours'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bFW22H8zB10/TmIWbOXYU3I/AAAAAAAAA94/bzeJG0sv1bY/s72-c/Alex+Ash+card.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total><georss:featurename>27 St Mary's St, Edinburgh, City of Edinburgh EH1 1, UK</georss:featurename><georss:point>55.94999278846482 -3.1838035583496094</georss:point><georss:box>55.94777028846482 -3.1887390583496096 55.95221528846482 -3.178868058349609</georss:box></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-7011087769434422812</id><published>2011-09-03T12:52:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-03T12:52:29.182+01:00</updated><title type='text'>I cant spellz 4 shitz and praud of it</title><summary type='text'>
 My blogging style when I was a teenager. Ought to be shot for that. 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/7011087769434422812/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=7011087769434422812' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7011087769434422812'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/7011087769434422812'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/i-cant-spellz-4-shitz-and-praud-of-it.html' title='I cant spellz 4 shitz and praud of it'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-8996600689211618914</id><published>2011-09-02T23:13:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-02T23:13:48.202+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Tiling of the kitchen floor</title><summary type='text'>I really need to view better flats. House hunting is a pain in the groin. 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/8996600689211618914/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=8996600689211618914' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8996600689211618914'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8996600689211618914'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/tiling-of-kitchen-floor.html' title='Tiling of the kitchen floor'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/-BcP93l3xqhg/TmFVDA6j_QI/AAAAAAAAA90/asJeUUjcDBc/s72-c/Metallic_7.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-4948483114158391683</id><published>2011-09-02T23:11:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-02T23:12:10.087+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Autumn</title><summary type='text'>It is here. We officially skipped summer for the year. 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/4948483114158391683/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=4948483114158391683' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4948483114158391683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4948483114158391683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/autumn.html' title='Autumn'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/-LSQw2CPULFg/TmFUgqJlB0I/AAAAAAAAA9w/k4rIPPSJ_T0/s72-c/Leaf_25.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-4614135063551549380</id><published>2011-09-02T23:10:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-02T23:10:36.731+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Actually</title><summary type='text'>... I am quite happy staying right where I am, thank you. 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/4614135063551549380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=4614135063551549380' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4614135063551549380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/4614135063551549380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/actually.html' title='Actually'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh4.ggpht.com/-QUbVnMcW7xA/TmFUP0v7fCI/AAAAAAAAA9s/wWUkQA28yeU/s72-c/Heaven%252520Or%252520Not_31.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-1240602246476359883</id><published>2011-09-02T23:07:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-02T23:08:12.728+01:00</updated><title type='text'>All a matter of perspective?</title><summary type='text'>If I'd drawn this during high school my art teacher would have shamed me for not blending the colours.
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1 x moomin
1 x glass of milk
1 x comfyble jumper 
1 x laptop 
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1 studio booking - check 
Fuckin' A. 
Still to be unveiled. 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/8156159636607876129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=8156159636607876129' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8156159636607876129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8156159636607876129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/day-job.html' title='Day job'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-8713636473588085978</id><published>2011-09-01T23:32:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-01T23:42:01.638+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Article 14 ECHR</title><summary type='text'>I love how the bank asked my boss immediately whether he had a visa upon seeing us without even asking if we were foreigners. Just...wow. 
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/feeds/8713636473588085978/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5941174&amp;postID=8713636473588085978' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8713636473588085978'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5941174/posts/default/8713636473588085978'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://milomel.blogspot.com/2011/09/we-are-not-racist-country.html' title='Article 14 ECHR'/><author><name>Melissa Low</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sRcCFaBrU3A/TV5S8Gct7gI/AAAAAAAAA60/N5U4sumhBVw/s220/closeup.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941174.post-2929785692999179853</id><published>2011-09-01T23:29:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2011-09-01T23:29:43.188+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Perfect to the pence again</title><summary type='text'>On first count I thought there was a bit extra. 
Boss was pleased. 
I guess he's a consequentialist.
I am a deontologist. I would tell my staff off for having extra money. A mistake is a mistake, this time it benefits you, the next time it won't. 
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